FINALLY! A CRYPTOZOOLOGY POST!!!!!!!
Something washed ashore of a beach the other day in Montauk, New York. Nobody is sure exactly what it is. Some say a turtle without a shell. Others say a dog that's been pickled by the ocean. Jeff Corwin, Animal Planet host, holds its a rotten raccoon. Others say it is a new creature, a monster worthy of MONSTER QUEST.
The picture doesn't help much.
I hope somebody was smart enough to gather some DNA stuff from the thing. Or maybe take a better picture?